James 'No Class' Bond 007 Spectre - Review

How to make a Bond movie?

Ingredients -

1 Predictable bond

One 9mm Pistol

1 Destroyable Billion dollar Aston Martin

3 hot girls

Helicopters & Old Planes

1 watch which is a Time bomb

1 Villain who is closely related to Bond

 

And mix all this without any common sense.

 

James bond is no more a classic genre.

The Movie is too lengthy and boring that I was forcing myself not to sleep after a busy working day.

There were so many predictable instances and it will make you feel you are the script writer. Spectre seems like showing closing credits to all the characters of the last 3 movies. Though they can’t do too much innovation like in the Mission Impossible series they still could show come up with future gadgets and technology that was the whole point of Bond series two decades ago.

Don’t go to the movie expecting an opening chase like Casino Royale, this one is pale and it looked like bond seems very pleased just by accomplishing mission hijack helicopter.

Few things which highly irritated me,

• Connecting the anti-heroes from the last 3 movies and telling these were working for one organization named Spectre, not at all Surprised
• What’s with the ring, how can a bloody ring lead to all secrets of the notorious criminal organization if it did why would everyone wear and roam around the world
• Bond kisses every girl he meets in the movie, thank god he dint kiss the old M when she was taking last breath
• Why are they so keen to close all the secret services worldwide and bond gets grounded every time, even MI5 they wanted to shut down
• Q, the guy from ‘The Perfume’ movie is not so talented in MI6; he has no new Time-changing Gadget, Better was the Kid from the SRK Happy New Year
• When MI6 knows bond is going to destroy the billion Dollar Aston Martin which he has done repeatedly, why do they even make one and even if they make why do they even show him.
• James bond is always been on his own since Dr.No 1962, why should there be a dialogue ‘Bond is on his own now we can’t help him’
• And the villain, out of all is the brother of James Bond (relatively). Oh Come on Old Bollywood shit
• And out of all it’s a 2 and half hour dark gloomy low voice, Dragged and what not. For a moment I thought it’s directed by Ekta Kapoor.

 

Although there was couple of surprises, even they disappoint you

Our very own Jim Moriarty is in the movie and so is Dave Batista. Could have used them much better. This time instead of Sherlock Moriarty falls off the roof. And Batista dies without even delivering a Batista bomb. Thanks Sam Mendes for ruining iconic figure of James Bond. Daniel Craig No hard feelings, but still the best bond in modern times is Pierce Brosnan.

Rating – 5/10